Oheyy.

wtf {

wtf

(Source: gnarlynautical-vibes)

boomsticks-and-firewater:

puellamagidolaon:

lovrdlogic:

When you crack your knuckles you hurt the skeleton inside you

Good, the skeleton needs to know that I am the alpha and I am in control.

Break your own bones to establish dominance over skeleton.

but every time you break a bone, skeleton heals stronger???

teenscoolest:

why cant i cry money instead of tears

actualucifer:

AND DON’T

FUCKING

TELL PEOPLE

THAT THEY’RE NOT TRYING

BECAUSE HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW IF THEY’RE TRYING OR NOT

JUST BECAUSE IT DOESN’T LIVE UP TO YOUR STANDARDS DOESN’T MEAN THEY’RE NOT TRYING

(Source: luciforeal)

braiker:

bethrevis:

US Constitution, First Amendment: The right to assemble, to have free speech, to have freedom of the press.

Ferguson Police: Kicks out media and limits protestors to a “First Amendment Area”image

funny, i thought the WHOLE COUNTRY was a first amendment area. silly me. 

Does anyone else lie in bed at 2:30am filled with the crippling fear that they’re never going to accomplish anything in life and fail miserably or is that just me

manslator:

Manslation: I just don’t understand why my blandness hasn’t launched me to international stardom! It hurts my feelings when women I disapprove of achieve success. They really should’ve considered that :(

(Source: scrapes)

Anonymous said: straight men have no purpose in this world

no:

That’s a lil much.. they could be used as tables and chairs

om1tted:

more-scars-than-skin:

its weird society sees people with tattoos and modifications as being unclean and poor when in reality its so expensive to get those things in the first place and the aftercare is strenuous and daily and in reality modified people are probably the most hygienic and well off people you’ll meet

amen.

my-innocence-is-lost:

owlmylove:

craized:

trees like these are the best to sit under and read books or draw or just relax and be alone 

or you can climb it and sit up in the foliage waiting for unsuspecting pedestrians to walk by so you can swing down on one of the roots with a Tarzan scream and kick them in the face before running from the traffic cops

two kinds of people.


I would be too scared of how many spiders are in that tree {

my-innocence-is-lost:

owlmylove:

craized:

trees like these are the best to sit under and read books or draw or just relax and be alone 

or you can climb it and sit up in the foliage waiting for unsuspecting pedestrians to walk by so you can swing down on one of the roots with a Tarzan scream and kick them in the face before running from the traffic cops

two kinds of people.

I would be too scared of how many spiders are in that tree

(Source: samuelfriberg)

judqeable:

this will always be my favourite post on tumblr ever ok


favorite Photoshop {

judqeable:

this will always be my favourite post on tumblr ever ok

favorite Photoshop

reasons to play skyrim:

mutisija:

  • interspecies and gay marriage is allowed (you can be a lizard guy and marry a werewolf dude if you want)
  • you can kill things by yelling at them
  • you can punch bears
  • you can secretly shove 100 potatoes in someone’s pocket
  • there are lizard furry porn books scattered all across the place

brendanwtf:

meatbicyclevevo:

fano-tastic:

I love how these are the same cover just different backgrounds.

"Sharknado 2: The Second One"
They really put a lot of effort into the title, didn’t they

"Shark happens"

cuz they know that the stupidity of the movie is now a pop culture icon. it’s a conscious joke.

mdthwomp:

Unfriendly reminder that in America it’s reasonable to say an unarmed black kid deserved to be shot six times because he might have robbed a convenience store, but a white kid shouldn’t be kicked off the high school football team just because he violently raped a girl.

karpetsharks-art:

i told myself i wouldn’t do it. i told myself i wouldn’t draw silly fanart of this fucking horrifying game. god dammit

what game is this tho??? {

karpetsharks-art:

i told myself i wouldn’t do it. i told myself i wouldn’t draw silly fanart of this fucking horrifying game. god dammit

what game is this tho???